Britain’s #1 surreal comedy web series… presumably (We’ll look into it)

Some say The Native was not born of man… others say she was. That’s how wars start! To this day The Native remains a mystery. With no family, no past and no mobile, The Native truly is an enigma. In fact the only proof she exists at all is that one time she was on “Family Fortunes”.

Voted Most Likely To: Wet herself… and bloody love it!